Funny Technology Quotes

Last week, we published a list of famous techhnology quotes. Now, we have collected some funny technology quotes for you.

So, there are some funny quotes about technology :-

  • Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software. – Levitating Trains and Kamikaze Genes
  • Do you realize if it weren’t for Edison we’d be watching TV by candlelight?
    – Al Boliska
  • There are cameras nowadays that have been developed to tell the difference between a squirrel and a bomb. – George W. Bush
  • Modern technology owes ecology, An apology. – Alan M. Eddison
  • Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers. – Leonard Brandwein
  • I like my new telephone, my computer works just fine, my calculator is perfect, but Lord, I miss my mind!  – Unknown
  • The machine does not isolate man from the great problems of nature but plunges him more deeply into them.  – Saint Exupery
  • One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks to a computer microchip, can actually travel ahead in time and shave beard hairs that don’t even exist yet. – Dave Barry
  • The abdomen, the chest, and the brain will forever be shut from the intrusion of the wise and humane surgeon. – Sir John Eric Ericksen
  • Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. Arthur C.ClarkeIf you know about any other funny quote about technology, then please let us know by giving a comment below.

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About Arslan Shoukat

Entrepreneur - Gamer - Developer - Tech Geek
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6 Responses to Funny Technology Quotes

  1. Adnan Malik says:

    😀 Nice colletion…

  2. Everything in life is a function of time, and that also
    includes ”technology”.

  3. Kashmala Khan says:

    life was much easier when windows were a square hole in room,application was something written on paper,mouse was an animal,hard drive was an uncomfortable road trip and apple and blackberry were just fruits.

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